You can't special order awesome
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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