Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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