hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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