Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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