I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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