trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
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so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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