There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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