What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
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If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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