Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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