Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
did you just send me my own nude
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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