Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i barfeds in our rink
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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