Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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