Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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