Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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