youre lurking in front of me
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
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woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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