dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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