But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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