I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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