11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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