I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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