that's an acceptable place to lick
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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