Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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