thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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