Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.Â
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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