My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
My cat gives me a boner
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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