Taylor Swift is so right about you.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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