I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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