only you would photoshop your dick
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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