I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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