is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
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You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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