haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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