dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
So many bounce houses so little time
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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