No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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