I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
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It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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