how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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