just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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