CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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