Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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