Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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