i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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