I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Buhtt sex?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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