i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
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Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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