Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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