yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
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when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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