Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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