also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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