margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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