Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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