I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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