Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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