I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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