my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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