Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Randomize
