Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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