my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
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why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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