I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
is this the sara with the beer cane?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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