Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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