he wants to bone in the snuggie
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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