Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Sorry about my life...
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