Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
How does one acquire holy water?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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