me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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